Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Merry Xxx-mas

Okay, no ,this isn't an r-rated post. I jut like seeing triples x's. I've been super swamped with various purchasing endeavors and liver damaging outings. I'm bloated like a turkey from potluck food and a little scattered from list checking and re-checking. But so far so good. Working this week and then jump Right into Christmas. And that's that. So nothng really of interest to even type right now. but I'm sure I will inevitably be drawn back to the blog-o-sphere at some point this week, if not today. So perhaps at that time I shall be more prepared to write something of more substance...or at least of more entertainment value.




Word!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Happy Holidays

....From My Friend Turner. Worth being shared. Enjoy!

Monday, December 11, 2006

Are You Ready? Gonna Rap Now...




Alright there. If you haven't already looked at it, I insist you take a peek and answer some questions on my Friday Five. The link is on the side of the page, but if you're the type of folk who insists on cutting and pasting or some such ka-ka, then here's the site address: http://killerfive.blogspot.com. Do it. Do It. DO IT.

The season is upon us and I gotta say, this year, although perhaps better equipped, seems a llittle slower than usual.. By now i have usually attended several x-mas celebrations (and so far I've only attended one...) and by now I've usually kicked my liver a little more than I have this year. However, in a surprising turn of events, so far I've gotten lots and lots of sleep. I'm not complaining though. It has been my experience that any of these "moments" that start off slow usually end with a bang. New Years anyone?

That being said, I'm gonna end off today with my list of the top five things I'd like for Christmas:

TOP FIVE THINGS I'D LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS (as of today...I might change my mind tomorrow):

5) Trumpeters and Little Richard to announce me every time I enter a new room. That's right, Every Time. That should piss off Queen Justine...

4) Gold Bullion. I've said it before, and I'll continue to say it. Nothing says I Love You like Gold Bullion.



3) A Mercedes SLR McLaren (pictured below)...filled with Gold Bullion. If at first you don't succeed, try again.

2) The Solid Gold Dancers to perform at my birthday. I can totally wait for a gift until my brithday if it means my gift is the Solid Gold Dancers...if they could perhaps exit from a brand new McLaren that would be cool too. Like the coolest clown car ever....

1) World Peace. Or Domination....really, one would bring about the other so....(as long as the domination part came first and only by me...me....just me, not like some other guy who isn't me....me...except maybe David Bowie...he would be a super cool supremo World leader...)...

Friday, December 01, 2006

A Word To The Wise...

No Matter Who you're dating
No Matter What the context
No Matter How Cool the people slash person you're talking to is
do yourself a favor

Never

Ever

Tell the Person you're Dating

That You've at Any Time in your life
(No Matter How Long Ago it was)

Received

a Pearl Necklace.

Lie if you have to.

No One Ever needs that visual.

Ever.

Friday Five

It's sraining like shit out there (does shit rain?) so I'd rather be, well, not here. In that vain, here it is:


I'd rather be in Philadelphia!

1) It's late night, you're bored and have four hours to kill before you hafta go to sleep. You'd rather be in: An arcade. But a good one, like the old Playdium that used to be downtown. That place kicked so much ass that I heald one of my fave birthdays there. So sad to see it leave...

2) Now you have a weekend to kill. And unlimited cash: Vegas maybe? I mean, the shit you could do in Vegas with unlimited cash. Of course, I may not have a liver by the end of the weekend, but oh the memories...

3) Fine, cash might be an issue. You'd put yourself: In Tulum Mexico...here: www.cabanascopal.com Or maybe Thailand, except the whole weekend would be sucked up in travel.

4) You're going on Sabbbatical for a Year. Alone. To do Work. That Must get Finished (like a book or something...): wow. um. New York? Close enough for visits, and think of the inspiration.

5) Now it's you and four friends, say recording an album for 6 months...Work by Day, Party by Night: Oh my....I'm gonna go with Australia. Melbourne Australia. We speak the language, they have a gret music scene and it would be nice and waaaaarm.


Yay me!


Talk to you all soon...