Friday, December 01, 2006

A Word To The Wise...

No Matter Who you're dating
No Matter What the context
No Matter How Cool the people slash person you're talking to is
do yourself a favor

Never

Ever

Tell the Person you're Dating

That You've at Any Time in your life
(No Matter How Long Ago it was)

Received

a Pearl Necklace.

Lie if you have to.

No One Ever needs that visual.

Ever.

2 Comments:

At 10:22 AM, Blogger Darwin at His Finest said...

i abhor censorship. go bust a small print press or something. frikkin' big brother.

 
At 3:13 PM, Blogger Darwin at His Finest said...

WOW! You have no idea how handy this would com ein...long car rides, short car rides, sleeping...it can have the space Right next to me in bed.

 

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