A Word To The Wise...
No Matter Who you're dating
No Matter What the context
No Matter How Cool the people slash person you're talking to is
do yourself a favor
Never
Ever
Tell the Person you're Dating
That You've at Any Time in your life
(No Matter How Long Ago it was)
Received
a Pearl Necklace.
Lie if you have to.
No One Ever needs that visual.
Ever.

2 Comments:
i abhor censorship. go bust a small print press or something. frikkin' big brother.
WOW! You have no idea how handy this would com ein...long car rides, short car rides, sleeping...it can have the space Right next to me in bed.
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