Apocalypse Now?

It's the end of days I think. I mean, the signs are all there...the hail, the storms, the Brangelina child. Brink of war in the Gaza strip, North Korea getting ready to test nukes, the passing of the date 6/6/06, it's all there. I've even been having nightmares about alien attacks...so my question to you is, are you prepared?

I was thinking that maybe I would get ready for this impending doom by doing some push-ups, stocking up on some canned goods,maybe playing some video games (not only then honing my already cat-like reflexes, but also taking advantage of any down time left before being called upon to fight off Demon hordes...I mean, I've seen the movies, those guys Never have down time...). Now all I have to do is round up my ragtag troupe of heroes, and my trusty animal sidekick, as well as my already in place love interest and wait for the Stuff to hit the poop fan. Thank goodness I now have access to a truck...it'll make the perfect "kick ass" vehicle...