Friday Five on Saturday (again)

So this weeks Friday Five is (i think) a little lame. Why? Because I feel I would pretty much be answering the same thing for all of the questions. And that answer would change from week to week, depending entirely on what was "new" in my speech patterns that month...

That being said, here it is:


Curses!

Favorite phrase when you have:

1. Ate food that tasted bad
This one may be the odd man out as far as answers, but that's only because if I'm talking about my disgust then I probably would say the same thing here as in the questions to follow. However, honestly, my first instinctual answer to this would be...well...Yuck.

2. Stubbed your toe

Son of a Whore. Or Curses.

3. Become frustrated

Son of a Whore. Or Curses (mainly if I'm feeling more politically correct).

4. Broken something

Son of a Whore...or curses...

5. Been cut off by another driver

Ah, here you'll probably get a Bitch (but I only call men that...like in prison), Cock, Cocksucker, or...Son of a Whore.


And that's it! Now wasn't that fun?