Let's go to the Ex - hibition of Trash!
So went to the CNE this weekend. Good times all around. Did you know that people actually make sculptures out of butter? Who knew?
i'm always amazed by the Ex. It's like the haven for everything trashy...like a super-sized version of the "Wel-Fair". And yet it's packed! Packed! Not just with trashy people...with every type of person that you may find in and around the Toronto area. I mean think about it. this is the kind of place that Invented carnies. And no one looks odd being here.
When I lived in Scarborough, and the Wel-fair used to come around, you knew the people that stood out. Hell, I stood out...'cause I had teeth. And didn't look like I had killed someone before coming to ride the Zipper.
But this place...it's awesome. kate and i smoked a joint, walked to it, and then just absorbed the trash assault to the senses with glee. and we ate....boy did we eat...trash. (in order) we ate a cabbage roll, perogies, a caramel apple, Tiny Tom donuts, foot long corn dog, and fudge. The line-up for the funnel cake was just stupid - the line-ups for everything by this point were ridiculous - and so with a promise to catch Wonderland (and funnel cake...and yes babe, the Polar Express) before it closed for the season, we ended our visit to trashland and made the trek home...finishing the night off with a Big Mac meal. i mean what are long weekends for if you can't abuse your body?
posted by Darwin at His Finest @ 5:49 AM
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Also, I ate a hotdog on the way there.
And there was Lemonade.
And Cokes.
Now That I hafta see! i think we're aiming to go on the 24th so you guys should totally join! And the the eating spectacle can begin!
The Ex is my very first love. Not you Lenita, THE Ex. not My Ex. oh brother. A couple of things to remember for next year: EAR CANDLING. Go to that international shopping centre of luvvv and have your ears candled. I shiver thinking about it. The lady rocks, and she totally massages your face while you lie there with flaming wax sticking out of your head like a chimney! And don't forget the Giant Pickles on a stick. Have your ear wax removed, eat a giant pickle, observe the butter sculptures rinse and repeat. (btw I can't view the butter sculptures anymore cause Andrew is alergic to farm.... so please post more pictures)
I've been told that ear candling is sham...
A sham? What every happened to "if it feels good, do it!" ? Killjoy. poo.
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