Are You Ready? Gonna Rap Now...

Alright there. If you haven't already looked at it, I insist you take a peek and answer some questions on my Friday Five. The link is on the side of the page, but if you're the type of folk who insists on cutting and pasting or some such ka-ka, then here's the site address: http://killerfive.blogspot.com. Do it. Do It. DO IT.

The season is upon us and I gotta say, this year, although perhaps better equipped, seems a llittle slower than usual.. By now i have usually attended several x-mas celebrations (and so far I've only attended one...) and by now I've usually kicked my liver a little more than I have this year. However, in a surprising turn of events, so far I've gotten lots and lots of sleep. I'm not complaining though. It has been my experience that any of these "moments" that start off slow usually end with a bang. New Years anyone?

That being said, I'm gonna end off today with my list of the top five things I'd like for Christmas:

TOP FIVE THINGS I'D LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS (as of today...I might change my mind tomorrow):

5) Trumpeters and Little Richard to announce me every time I enter a new room. That's right, Every Time. That should piss off Queen Justine...

4) Gold Bullion. I've said it before, and I'll continue to say it. Nothing says I Love You like Gold Bullion.



3) A Mercedes SLR McLaren (pictured below)...filled with Gold Bullion. If at first you don't succeed, try again.

2) The Solid Gold Dancers to perform at my birthday. I can totally wait for a gift until my brithday if it means my gift is the Solid Gold Dancers...if they could perhaps exit from a brand new McLaren that would be cool too. Like the coolest clown car ever....

1) World Peace. Or Domination....really, one would bring about the other so....(as long as the domination part came first and only by me...me....just me, not like some other guy who isn't me....me...except maybe David Bowie...he would be a super cool supremo World leader...)...