I love R. Kelly - okay I can't even joke about that one...

...but I can direct you to a great blog read on the guy. Check it out.

http://www.giantmag.com/content.php?cid=547

Sure it doesn't mention Kelly colouring his braids Gold, performing a 3 HOUR SET (40 songs, my friends...forty) during a SHARED concertin Chicago, or Kelly being quoted as saying"My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now." Still, brilliant.

And for all those who missed out on Kelly performing chapters from his "trapped in the closet" saga, performing them Alone (he played ALL parts himself) on the VMAs a while back, you didn't miss much, but yes, it was as funny as it sounds...for about two minutes. Then I got bored and left to get something to eat.