No, I'm not Dead...

I'm back, I'm here, and I'm more than likely going to start adding more material in the coming months. I know I've been somewhat...lax...in my posting, but it is what it is, if you don't like it, go stuff it somewhere private...

Now, on to business. First brief, possibly the best album review I've ever read. It's that dude (I know his name, I just don't care enough to type it) from the Black Eyed Peas who put out a solo album. Now Toronto had This to say about it:

"Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas putting out an album called Songs About Girls is like Don Imus making a record called Songs About Black People. After all, this is the man responsible for My Humps, the Billboard stain that had your 13-year-old sister saying she was going to get you "love drunk off my hump." Will.i.am has to be one of the worst rappers of all time, a fact his solo album doesn't just confirm, but stamps in red. I can't even bring myself to retype any of the lyrics – rest assured there's plenty of content about making it bump and shaking your hump."

I don't often find myself agreeing with Any reviews from Now Toronto, seeing as the magazine, as much as I love it, tends to be a little refective of their hippy complaining nouveau art bullshit viewpoints...but This review brings them Riiiight back to a place I can listen to. Y'knowwhatImean?

Second, I kick ass. Just a little reminder to the Universe, in case it hasn't been said enough.

Talk to you soon.