A Rose By Any Other Name...

In honour of the Pride celebrations last week, I felt it was time to post my annual 5 women I'd love to spend the night with list. Oooo, ladies of the world, perk your ears, finally the list you've all been sleeplessly waiting for.

Still, as little as my opinion might actually count, it's still important that it be done. Why you ask? Simple.

Lists like these, done by people like me, are more than just a quick jotting of hotness and it's place in one's pants. No, these lists serve as a meter, a line drawn in the sand, of what is considered worthy in our present day society. And as societal beliefs, standards, and lessons continue to evolve and shift, I am there to draw my part of the line. It's a "community" thing.

Oh who the hell am I kidding, it's self indulgent mental masturbation. Enjoy!

5) Holli Ugalde - If you have no idea who this is, then you haven't been watching Season 7 of Hell's Kitchen. Bedroom eyes, and can cook. Can you truly ask for anything more? Here's hoping she also knows three languages and how to undo a belt with her foot.

4) Emily Haines - Singer of Metric. You still have it. And yes where once you were number one, now you are number four. I blame that on the fact that you spent years at number one and not once did you call me. Down the list you go.

3) Mariska Hargitay - Ah my TV girlfriend. You continue to radiate and I continue to stare every time you grace my screen. Sure you've slipped a spot, but that's simply because where once I felt like SVU was playing with a thinly veiled rumour of your characters sexuality, now it is as blunt as a rock - Olivia is straight. We get it.

2) Olivia Munn - My inner geek shines through as this newcomer slides right to the second spot. This has been the year of Munn. When I first saw her on Attack of the Show, she didn't quite have me. Sure she's clearly hot, and into gaming, I still felt myself holding back, not wanting to commit simply out of band-wagon jumping. She sold me as soon as she appeared on the Daily Show as their new correspondent. Her piece on the Arizona Immigration Law-slash-traffic cameras, pure genius. I hear she's got a sitcom on the way and also wrote a book. Here's hoping neither of those change my mind.

1) Tina Fey - Welcome to the top Tina. It's been a long time coming. More than any other person on this list, I want to spend the night with you. And I do mean spend the night, as in go get food, maybe see a show, perhaps watch some bad tv and google weird things. If we have sex, bonus. But the reason you're on top is because I feel like even without sex it might end up being one of the best nights ever.

And that's it kids and kittens. See you next year.