Festivus Friday Five!

Broken.

1. What's the last thing you broke?
Who cares! It's Festivus!

2. What's the most expensive thing you've broken?
My Diamond Festivus Thingy. Okay I'm lying, but that's 'cause it's Festivus and I can!

3. Do you consider yourself clumsy or graceful?
I dance (during Festivus celebrations) like a swan, while Crackin' Skulls Festivus Style!

4. How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
Alot! Why? 'Cause it's Festivus and i Need It! For my Festivus Tattoo!

5. Someone asks for change while you're walking down the street -- what do you do?
When it's Festivus? Whatever I want!