What the HELL!
Just got word that Carolyn Kepcher is being replaced! Who is Carolyn Kepcher you may be asking?
Only the best damn thing about the Apprentice. Apparently "The Donald" is replacing her with his own daughter. You know, nepotism aside, I've seen his daughter in action, and she ain't no Carolyn. Heck, she's barely a robot with a pulse.
So this is the worst TV news I've heard since the whole Arrested Development not being picked up thing. Curse you Donald!
Carolyn, I'll miss ya...
FYI Section
Top 5 TV Tragedies
5) Carolyn being replaced - See Above
4) The Last Family Ties - Watching Alex hug everyone good-bye, knowing there would be no more anagrammed executive items, and no more career for Tina Yothers, well it was enough to make me cry.
3) Arrested Development No Longer - What the hell is wrong with the world when Full House can last 8 seasons (8 SEASONS!), and Arrested Development, the best written comedy in years (honourable mention going to My Name is Earl), can't make it to the end of it's third.
2) Mention of Detective Benson's "boyfriends" - Law and Order SVU has always been my fave Law and Order. No doubt. But the day that I watched it high and started noticing slash imagining that Detective Olivia Benson was a gaymo, it got super better. The next fourteen times I watched it, I had myself, and my roommates, convinced that they were making her into a lesbian - with the overly protective stance she took towards female victims, the way she looks at the asst. D.A, especially when she was saying good-bye to the one who went into the witness protection program (they might as well have made out), and the weird "jealousy" sub-plot they had with the Mary Stuart Masterson guest role, she was totally on her way to being outed...until they decided to have Elliott casually "mention" her boyfriends. And then they went and gave her actual guy love interests! Way to ruin a good fantasy....
1) All Joss Whedon shows being pulled or ended and therefore off the air - I know this technically counts as three injustices, since there were three different shows, but really, Joss is an enigma (so much so that all his fans seem to always refer to him by first name...liek he's your pal) and all his items should be lumped into one "Jossverse"...that for some reason is no longer on TV. Big mistake TV universe. His shows actually contained something that 98% of shows on regular cable lack these days - substance. And without sacrificing entertainment value. Let's see the Tanners pull that off, oh, ever.
My TV emotions cry for all these TV tragedies....ohp, time to pee, commercial break.
posted by Darwin at His Finest @ 2:18 PM
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But you know why that Carolyn chick got canned? Cause she was so self obsessed she forgot what her job was. She was obessed with self promotion and was off making hundreds of thousands of dollars doing personal appearances... I mean, is she stupid? what was she doing at these 'appearances?" "Ooooh look at me, i'm the woman who sits there. Sometimes I say something. sometimes. mostly i just sit there and for the low low price of $500,000.99 you can have me come to your town and talk about how I just sit there and make loads of cash..".. wait a second. she sounds great!!!.... where's that signup sheet?
...it's this late shift thing, making you all bored and ranty and stuff...maybe i should look into getting you some knitting needles...or a loom...
late shift? what late shift... it's earrrly. 7am is eeeearllly. so what if I still have an hour of work to go....O'Doyle rules.
Hey! You gonna respond to the birthday invite or what? You got better things to do? Like wedding planning? You better come to my birthday or I'm sooo candling your ears....
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