I Love Republicans...

Two quick things here. First off, let me just say that I don't hate all Americans...or Republicans for that matter. No, I love them. In That "Jesus forgives everyone" kinda way (when he's not off being a mean drunk). But sometimes, I get terribly terribly amused slash annoyed at the ridiculous...things?...statements?....state of events?...south of the border.

So I'm listening to the news this morning and I hear that there have apparently been 25 shootings in schools already in this school year. And Americans are Up In Arms over this. I mean have there even been 25 school days yet? No one knows how to stop this, or what the next best step is to help keep their schools secure. Ideas are being thrown around...tougher security in schools, arming teachers, tougher sentencing on gun related offences...

Not once did I hear the mention of tougher gun control laws. Like that isn't even an option. 30,136 people died in the states in 2003 in gun related instances. But that didn't seem to phase the whole "but it's in our Constitution" crowd. And now, 25 shootings in less than a month of school. I guess us stupid non-Americans will never have the pleasure of saying that Americans don't ever overlook the obvious. If this wasn't a topic relating to a bunch of kids dying, then I'd say it would be laughable.

(Side Note: for all you "it's in the Constitution" dumbasses, I'd like to remind you that the Constitution was written back when women were chattle and men had to shoot "those darn injuns" off their land before they "raped their chilluns and cows". I'm pretty sure, I mean I may, just may, be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure that since then the United States has organized a...what is it called? Right! Police Force. And um, an Ar...My. But I guess it's better if we just arm everyone...I mean it Is their Right you know...and let the bullets land where they may...)

Second best thing I've heard today. Bill O'Reilly saying "the reason North Korea is causing trouble is that it wants to influence the November election. As we discussed last week, Iran's doing the same thing in Iraq -- ramping up the violence so Americans will turn against the Bush administration."

Yeah, that's it, North Koreans have developed, and tested, Nuclear Weapons for the sole purpose of getting George Bush out of office. I believe that would officially be taking a hobby too far.

I used to think Bill O'Reilly was just a dink. Now I think he's a retarded dink. Seriously.