Out Of Service

Arm's broken. Thus these questions:

1) Ever broken any bones?

2) As far as Karma goes, what sort of karmic reward would be fair for say, a broken arm (your writing arm)? How 'bout a leg?

3) Ever broken someone else's bones?

4) If you could wish (and be granted) physical harm on any one person, would you do it? To whom?

5) What's the longest you've ever been sick (as in haven't left the home/bed/hospital)?

answers:

1) yes. right arm and right foot. viva la left!

2) well, I already got 41 CDs from the junos and got to be a juror, and Toronto Hydro overbilled me so now I have a credit. And I have a great girlfriend so I'm feeling pretty sated.

3) ran into a kid playing soccer in grade 6. his arm broke but good.

4) i don't like the idea of harming people. maybe like breaking a rapist's dick or something (is that too harsh?)

5) well broken bones aside, i did once have an ear infection for like a week. it was like having head spins 24/7. sucked balls.