Five! Five! Five lovely ladies in One!

Nothing gets my blog itch going quite like the decision to revise my Five Fave Ladies. You know, that list, you make, of the Five women (or men) you'd most like to, er, play cards with? (Sorry babe, I'm yours for life, but me mind, she still wanders to the lands of lust now and again.)

 And so, with the...card opponents...in mind, here's the lasses I think currently most deserve my libidinous attention:

 5) Emily Haines - I like rock stars. And until one shows up that makes me forget you're the sexiest lyrical poet on wheels, you'll remain on the list.

 4) Kelly Hu - Just saw the Tournament. As soon as I saw her, I thought to myself, that looks like Kelly Hu. Hot chick reminding me of why I loved her in X-Men 2. Oh wait, that is Kelly Hu. Yup, still frikkin' hot.


3) Charlize Theron - Hot, check. Smart, check. Democrat, phew.

  2) Miri Jedeikin - I don't want to just play cards with you. I want to work with you, play video games with you, watch Blu-Ray movies with you, and sit at a Starbucks and comment on the passer-bys with you. Marry me.

 1) Thandie Newton - ...buuuuut since this is a list of just "playing cards", then I'll take a few hours of listening to Thandie Newton tell me if she'll check, pass, or bet.