Dude, there's a SWAT team in your Alley...

Got a call from Christie, telling me to look out my back winmdow, into the alley behind my place. Saw these guys:



...walking around, with dogs, peaking into corners (and my truck). Turns out someone robbed a Brinks truck. Took 80 thou and a gun. How very industrious of them.

I'm off the internet for a while, but want to give my R.I.P.'s to the Revue Marquee and give my kudos to the Shins and the Bloc Party. Got the new albums. Highly Reccomended.

WORD!

In Other News...

"Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"



A fellow minister says the Reverend Ted Haggard has come out of intense counseling, convinced he's "completely heterosexual."

Haggard resigned from the presidency of the National Association of Evangelicals last year after allegations of misconduct with a former male prostitute.

The Reverend Tim Ralph, who was one of four ministers monitoring Haggard's progress, says the disgraced minister insists his extramarital activities were limited to the one man. And Ralph tells The Denver Post no one else came forward to deny that.

In a weekend e-mail to church members, Haggard said he and his wife plan to pursue master's degrees in psychology. And they're considering moving to the Midwest."


Yeah, 'cause I heard the mid-west is where people go when they want to avoid Crystal Meth and Gay Prostitutes. I fucking love Christians. Almost as much as I love the French.

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'Nuff said.